I don't know about brilliant...

...But I do know The Gutt is batshit crazy. Here's his interpretation of his performance as Woody Goodman, "child fondler":

Guttenberg's confidence hasn't dwindled in the past year, thanks in large part to a supporting role on UPN's "Veronica Mars."

"I just think I was brilliant," he observes. "I would watch the tapes over and over and over. Have you seen them? Have you seen them? Have you watched them over and over and over? You'll see things that you can't believe. You'll look at me and you'll go, 'That's unbelievable' and that's what I say too. I looked at myself and I said, 'It's unbelievable.'"

He adds, "You know, they said 'child fondler.' That actually seems kind of OK. 'Molester' is bad. I mean, anybody pretty much who's a molester, they go to jail and they stay in jail. A fondler? You know, I don't know if you get. ... Not touching, maybe. Maybe it's like in your mind. Not that I'm saying there's anything OK with it. There's Dick Van Dyke, wow."

Unfortunately for Mr. Van Dyke, he picked the wrong time to walk by, and will forever be tainted with the Gutt's disturbing attempt to convince us that Woody only mentally undressed the members of his little league team while keeping his hands strictly above the boys' shoulders at an arms length away.

Check out the entire interview. The Alien Jew show sounds great!

O.K., I'm just going to come right out and say it: Beaver couldn't have contracted chlamydia somewhere on his body where he could have passed it to Veronica if he had just been fondled or had been the more passive participant in something more than fondling.

I must say, this show puts the lie to the idea that actors need to have insight into their characters in order to give strong performances. First you have Bell proclaiming that Veronica should be with Duncan, then Gallner goes on about how Beaver probably was going to tell Mac everything at some point, and now this.

I'm telling you. Dude is CRAZY.

Um, totally crazy. Apparently, the only one who has some grip on reality is, gulp, Harry Hamlin. By the way, Bell still thinks V shouldn't be with Logan. Still? Good lord, she may actually believe that stupid fortune cookie fortune Donut gave V for her birthday. Blech.

In the timeless words of Tom Hanks, that's . . . disconcerting.