Favorite lines

I thought I would start listing my favorites lines. Naturally, most of them are Logan lines but there are a few Veronica lines that I'm rather fond of. If I don't get them exactly correct, please forgive me. For example, "these are the jokes" (while snapping her fingers in front of Miss James). One of my all time fav V lines: "And bachelor number 3. Looks like an evildoer, smells like an evildoer, but surprisingly not so much." A good Logan line: "Pretend your dog's life is at stake." Or how about "if I donate to the Latino Pain in the Ass Fund will you shut up?" Ooh, I almost forgot the bit where Logan gets sworn in as deputy mayor (or whatever) and places his hand on the Bible: "it burns!" And then walks off and says "I'm going to fire the Sheriff." It's really much funnier when you see the scene...

Veronica: "I could write down that I met Kid Rock every weekend at the Hedonism Lodge for sensual massage and smoothies, but that doesn't make it true."

Veronica: "I also wanted to marry Vanilla Ice and build the world's largest collection of Z-Bots."

Dick: "Say hello to your spine! It's me . . . your spine." (Dick has many of the best lines . . .)

Dick: "Logan . . . and Logan's special lady friend, who I approve of wholeheartedly and without reservation."

Dick: "Would you and your girlfriend, whose quick wit I find enchanting . . ."

Dick: "Hey, why's the Beav all snug with the chick from 'Ghost World'?"

Veronica: "These are the jokes." (deserves to be mentioned again)

Logan: "Wouldn't your life be so much easier if you were indifferent to me?"

Clemmons: Mr. Echolls, may I have a word?
Logan: Anthropomorphism. It's all yours big guy.

V: Mac, you really do look...
Mac: Don't distract me; I'm plotting how to kill you and make it look like an accident.

Loudspeaker: ...prom is cancelled.
Mac: Prayer works!

Logan: "Yeah, I thought I'd saved the 'Daria' marathon on them."

Hopefully I am getting this right. From Echolls Family Christmas, "Annoy tiny blonde one; Annoy like the wind"

Veronica: So you got a trophy for a rim job?

Veronica: I have to say, I was a bit miffed. I was this close to being able to say the butler did it.

Logan (to Weevil): If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

Veronica: Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!".

Keith: Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.

Lamb: Still picking winners, huh, Veronica?
Veronica: I told you, when I start picking losers, it's all you.

Wallace: He's not gropin' her, is he?
Veronica: No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

Lamb: "Duncan bookmarked a boat for sale. We tracked down the seller. Turns out he sold it last week to a teenage boy who paid cash."
Veronica: "I assume that's a generous use of the term 'we'?"

Logan: "I'm sorry, 'see ya' was option A? Look, Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it."

Clemmons: "This would be a prime example of why I consider the advice of . . . some of my students."

Veronica: "Thanks, Cliff. You're the best."
Cliff: "If by 'best' you mean 'willing'—you owe me one, kid."

Veronica: "Why is it that the Kazes of the world are forever in transit between romantic failure and the gym?"

Celeste: "I know you think I hate you, but I don't. I just can't stand to look at you."

Logan: "Come on, I'll drive ya home on the back streets."

J.B.: "I don't have a home page."
Veronica: "You will."

Dr. Griffith: "You can't threaten me, you little punk."
Logan: "I wouldn't be here if you couldn't be threatened."

Logan, to argyle-sweater-clad Piz: "Nice shirt."

Logan (introducing Trina and Kendall): "Rode hard, meet put away wet."