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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Sunnydale vs. Neptune

Sunnydale
Drink of choice: blood
Leading cause of death: disintegration
Number two: exsanguination
Mystery occurrence: sister appears
Payback: curse; flaying
Teen ailment: lycanthropy
Protagonist's father: absent
Authority figure: serpentine mayor
Breakfast of Champions: Weetabix and blood
Neptune
Drink of choice: drugged beverage
Leading cause of death: murder
Number two: vehicle plunge
Mystery occurrence: animal disappears
Payback: beating; flagpoling
Teen ailment: chlamydia
Protagonist's father: everpresent
Authority figure: asinine sheriff
Breakfast of Champions: Weetabix and GHB

posted by MWR at 12:08 AM

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